WELCOME TO THE SHOW
12 franchises. One keeper each. A brand-new scoring era where QBs eat. The board goes live Thursday, Sept 3 @ 7:00 PM CDT — 16 rounds, 75-second clock, snake.
$1,200 pot
Full PPR
5 pt pass TD
7-team playoffs · Wks 15-17
Keeper lock Sep 1
9·9·9 for last
—days to draft
300ranked players
4/12keepers confirmed
—your first pick
$1,200total pot
The Stakes
1ST$1,000Champion
The trophy, the banner, and twelve months of leverage.
2ND$200Runner-up
Buy-in returned. Nothing else is.
12TH9 · 9 · 9Last place
9 beers · 9 hot dogs · 9 innings of one baseball game, in the official "I CAME LAST" shirt. Non-negotiable.
Positional Scarcity Map — '26 projected points by positional rank · hover to compare · ⬥ marks each position's cliff · dashed line = replacement level (what's free on waivers)
QB
RB
WR
TE
2026 Draft Order & Keepers
Rules of Engagement
| Lineup | QB · 2 RB · 2 WR · TE · FLEX · K · DEF |
| Bench / IR | 7 BN · 2 IR |
| Passing | 1/20 yds · 5 per TD · -1 INT |
| Rush / Rec | 1/10 yds · 6 per TD · full PPR |
| Playoffs | 7 teams · reseeded · Wks 15-17 |
| Trades | Picks tradeable · deadline Nov 28 |
| Payouts | 1st $1,000 · 2nd $200 |
| Last place | The 9/9/9 · "I CAME LAST" shirt |
Projected Points Leaders — '26 (highest projected season totals, any position — your league MVP candidates)
⚡ Preseason Power Index — keeper strength + 2025 finish, argue amongst yourselves
RANKINGS Yahoo Top 300 · click a name for the full card
⭐ target · 🚫 avoid · 📝 note — saved to your browser only. '26 Proj = Yahoo's projection under OUR scoring (5-pt pass TDs, full PPR) · '24/'25 = actual production rescored to OUR rules · R = 2026 rookie.
| # | Pos | Player | Tm | Bye | '24 | '25 | '26 Proj | Tier | Tags | Status |
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MY BOARD drag to reorder — this is your war plan, nobody else sees it
Starts as Yahoo's order, then it's all you. Drag rows (or use arrows), tag, export. Saved to this browser.
Board DNA — your top 30 by position
🎯 Your Draft Path
📈 You vs the Market — green = value, red = reach vs Yahoo ADP
🗓️ Bye Exposure — your top 30
⭐ Targets & Notes
DRAFT ROOM live tracker + AI mock drafts trained on your league's 2025 tendencies
Yahoo won't let a local file plug into their live draft — so this does the next best thing: 🤖 the other 11 franchises pick like they actually picked in 2025 (their real round-by-round position tendencies). Sim to your pick, make your choice, repeat. On draft night, use it as the live tracker.
🎲 20,000 SIMULATED DRAFTS — Monte Carlo run of this exact league (tendencies, keepers, snake) · pre-computed
Best Available by '26 projection · ⭐ = your target
2025 FINAL ROSTERS as imported into the 2026 league — the keeper pool
Keepers come from these rosters and lock Sep 1. ✓ CONFIRMED = officially declared · ? PROJECTED = our best guess, subject to scheming. 4/12 confirmed so far.
THE CLUBHOUSE members only · est. 2022
The league's private floor, rebuilt as a free-roam lounge. Walk in. Rack the table, flip the big screen, spin the jukebox, order a round, talk your talk.
THE CLUBHOUSE
12 members · 4 banners · 1 unclaimed shirt
WASD / arrows to roam · E to interact · C for the League Wire · Esc to leave
on phone: left stick moves, Ⓐ interacts, tap to walk
on phone: left stick moves, Ⓐ interacts, tap to walk
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💬 LEAGUE WIRE press enter to chat · this device
THE VAULT
authorized members only · est. 2022
THE VAULT
National Fantasy League · Hall of Champions · est. 2018 — the records begin 2022
2022
SUCK MY FOOTBALLZ
champions
2023
TEAM MARTENS
champions
2024
FLACC SHOTS
champions
2025
MY KUPP HURTS
champions
'22🏆
SUCK MY FOOTBALLZJD · def. Sandusky Shower Buddy
'23🏆
TEAM MARTENSTylor · def. Tig Bits
'24🏆
FLACC SHOTSJoshua · def. DoughBoy$
'25🏆
MY KUPP HURTSAustin · def. Blitz
🏆2022SUCK MY FOOTBALLZ
🏆2023TEAM MARTENS
🏆2024FLACC SHOTS
🏆2025MY KUPP HURTS
?2026UNWRITTEN
2026 Forecast · 20,000 simulated seasons on the official Yahoo schedule
📜 THE DYNASTY LEDGER — five years of receipts, ranked by legacy
1st champion · 2nd runner-up · 3rd podium · 12th the shirt · 2022 picks & keepers lost to the void · purple owners rest in the Founders' Wing
🕯 The Founders' Wing — in memoriam
🕯HIGGI2018 – 2019
First of the founders. Two seasons, endless legend.
🕯BETTY2018 – 2022
Built King of the Hill. Handed the Lamb to Ferrand and walked into history.
🕯EDMONDS2018 – 2022
Drove Blitz to the '22 podium — then rode into the sunset.
The Lost Era, 2018–2021 — four seasons Yahoo swallowed whole. The Vault remembers anyway.
🏆 Champions Wall
🪪 The Name-Change Chronicle
Watsonder My Towel➜Slingin' Herb➜IR-REPLACABLES➜Flacc Shots×3
Dicker Down➜Built Ford Tough➜Kill Bill×2
Kelce-3PO➜GibSons of Anarchy➜Sandusky Shower Buddy×2
Country Roads Take Mahomes➜Are You Winning Son?×1
King of the Hill➜Silence of the Lamb×1
Gimme Moore➜My Kupp Hurts×1
Six never flinched: Suck My Footballz · Django Achaned · Blitz · DoughBoy$ · Tig Bits · Team Martens
2025 Final Standings
🔑 Keeper Lineage — who protected whom
Longest-Tenured Players
2025 First Round
💀 The 9/9/9 — last place's reckoning
9 beers. 9 hot dogs. 9 innings. One baseball game to consume them all,
worn with the official "I CAME LAST" shirt.
9 blinkers optional — but history remembers the brave.
Inaugural recipient TBD, December 2026. The shirt is already printed.
Inaugural recipient TBD, December 2026. The shirt is already printed.
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THE WAR ROOM
Commissioner clearance required.
The sauce stays with the chef.